- Don't go out drinking on Wednesdays. Nothing good ever comes of it.
- Always order hazelnut gelato if it's there.
- Never eat tomatoes straight from the fridge.
- Don't work in your dressing gown. It is not conducive to productivity.*
- When stalled/mentally blocked/frustrated, put on the Fatboy Slim remix of Because I Got It Like That by the Jungle Brothers or Tribulations by LCD Soundsyste and just dance.
- Make the bed every single day.
- Always order a cocktail that lists cucumber or cucumber-flavoured liquor as an ingredient.
- Always watch Coming to America, Trading Places, Airplane, Blackadder, or Ferris Bueller's Day Off if you happen to come across them on tv - at no matter what stage.
This is a work in progress, obviously, but it's shaping up nicely.
* Inspired by currently being in this position and about to go for a shower due to self-sabotage.