Rider to the Rescue

So, I'm not a massive fan (i.e. at all) of Adele's music, but I get why people like it; it just does nothing for me. And she doesn't like tomatoes in sandwiches - what's wrong with her? Crazy fool. But I loved reading her tour rider and working out what I'd put on mine. So here goes:

• Satsumas
• Terra Blue potato crisps (seriously, these things are like crack)
  
• Kettle for boiling water (she got that right!), Yorkshire tea, and non-homogenized milk
  
• Toast & marmite making material (with non-US butter)
• Crudites - cucumber, carrot, celery - & hummus
  
• iPad with Worms Armageddon and Angry Birds HD (all three forms) on it
• Fizzy water
• Playing cards & poker chips
• Pen & paper
• Variety of wine: Spanish rose; Alto Adige or Albariño for white; and a Nero D'avola/Barbera Asti
• Hendricks gin & dry vermouth; cucumber (for garnish)
• Peep Show/Psych/Scrubs/Veronica Mars/Father Ted on dvd.

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