Tott(er)ing It Up

• Hours spent asleep out of last 48: 8
• Average count of despairing plunges of head into hands/onto desk: 1 per 20 minutes
• Pairs of tights ruined by being unable to put them on without laddering/ripping them: 3.
• Coffees drunk: 6 (am not yet onto double espresso shots but am, for the first time in my life, considering them) plus four cups of Yorkshire tea.
  
• Drop in temperature between Las Vegas and NYC: 40F, more or less (about 22C)
• Self-pitying thoughts: incalculable.

There are some jobs that provide you with some of these, but for genuine self-pity, mine right now is the best.